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Omnicore

by Flatstick

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1.
Adios 05:39
I feel it's time To put you in the place you put me Cuz you lie And now you'll know what hurting feels like THANKS BUT NO THANKS Countless hours spent with you have got me seeing red LIFE IS A BITCH I can only pray for peace and better times ahead Adios my friend The car's still running there's film in the camera so goodbye Adios my friend The good times are gone it's time to move on so goodbye I feel it's time To break free from the countless headtrips Best of luck I hope you're cooler in the next life THANKS BUT NO THANKS The things that you have put my through have got me feeling sick LIFE IS A BITCH I dedicate this song to to you you little piece of shit No way known Solo: John Outro solos: John, Gary, John, Gary Last solo: Gary
2.
It was the perfect night (to fuck you on the beach) Ecstasy... And! We laughed until we cried (You're fucking good to me) Can't you see? I went into the light (to see what I could see) Ecstasy... And! That made me realize (that I have more to do) So do you.
3.
Roll out red carpet, welcome me into your land We'll shake on it, but 1st I'll spit into my hand I smile to your face, then scowl behind your back I'm part of neighborhood watch, and on the side I sell smack You think I'm fucked? Bitch I couldn't give two shits I'm in love with your system cuz I manipulate it New car, new house, no shame, no class Benefits limitless you're gettin' fucked right in the ass GOD WILL SORT YOU FUCKHEADS OUT!!! Hey, think I'll make a friend today I'll read all the right books, I'll know exactly what to say I"ll only let you see what I want you to Then when I've gained your trust, I'll start to butt fuck you The rent is late? I hope that you can cover for me I'll be back in a week with an apology It won't happen again, an irresponsible phase That will not resurface for another 30 days Hop on back, the car is getting away We've got heaps of gas, we can follow them all day SNAP SNAP SNAP I hope these turn out well Two hundred thousand a shot, now that's a helluva sell Oh shit they've crashed! Better get a photo or five While the Princess in the back is still alive! (RARRR!) So beautiful and scared, I hold her hand and say That the fucking ambulance is on the way You aint fit to breathe!! Fuckin' rot in hell.
4.
J.E.L.L.U.S. 05:37
Apparatus between us Now you see it now you don't Missing in action Touche, touche New on the scene and I'm takin' names And I'm being cool and you're playing games This looks like another jealousy phase What takes you three years might take me three days You're so fucking jealous Can I get an amen, goddammit?! You pick your jaw off the ground (spell can't without a T) And you're a better person for it I show you what makes me tick (And you will live successfully) And you're a better person for it Jealousy merchant Always taking shit from you Divine intervention Touche touche Two tracks of Jonathan Davis style blabber PLEASE GO HOME I can't stop from laughing They were speaking in tongues, you motherfucker Put your tongue back in your mouth (you really look foolish) You'll be a better person for it I show you what makes me bleed (blood) I'll be a better person for it When you are jealous, you're not only hurting yourself, You are hurting your brothers and sisters Be proud of everyone And that positive energy will come right back to you Solo: Gary Consumed by your narrow view (faggot) You'll never be a person for it I will not feel sad for you (I think you're a cunt) And I'm a better person for it Acoustic solo: John
5.
Tony! 03:54
My girl, she is so nice My girl, she cooks good rice We live downtown, in a cardboard box I'm her punk rock jock, she's my asian fox Punkrocka (for days) WONTON! Today, she pierced her clit She said it hurt, hurt a little bit So I went to the store, stole her a rose She cooked me some rice, and she pierced my nose Punkrocka (for days) WONTON! I love you Tony you make me feel so good My parents hate you, you're so misunderstood We aint got much, one box, one penny, one dime I love you Tony, I punk you rong rong time! outro solos: Me, Gary (x2)
6.
The sun had been smiling on us that day The birds in the trees sang hello I'm glad that you made me come with you baby So glad that I want you to know Movies are great, and dinner is fine I'll do anything if you say you'll be mine The beach mesmerizing and beautiful blue The sights and the sounds made me smile And I rolled the number we smoked over there We talked and we giggled a while Concerts are great, and parties are fun I'll do anything if you'll say I'm the one The Perfect Day And you're with me (and that's all we need) So say you'll stay Come stay with me (yeah yeah yeah yeah) Gary: solo The sun has been smiling on us every day The birds that we've named sang hello We'll walk on the sand and start planning tonight There's just one thing you've got to know Everything's great, and everything's fine I'm walking on air cuz I know you are mine I just wanna be near you (x2) Chorus
7.
Bitter 05:25
Summer is gone and it's starting to rain Time to inflict me with some more of your pain The clock is ticking and I have no place to run So I think about you when the pain goes away Wanting to leave but then needing to stay They only listen to the things they want to hear Bitter Go back and watch your TV Bitter Whatever you do don't fuck with me Bitter Go buy me shit then take it back Bitter I am convinced you're smoking crack Wanting to fight about nothing at all Planning my trip and then laugh when I fall The stomping kills me but we have no place to run So I think about you and the pain goes away Don't ask me to leave when you know what I'll say This ain't forever and it's never gonna stop Bitter Go fucking take it on your friends Bitter Your fucking bullshit never ends Bitter Get on the couch and watch TV Bitter Whatever you do don't fuck with me Jibba Jabba Bass solo: Marcel Yammouni Guitar solo: Gary Crying, Sadness, Bitter, Madness (mixed up a bunch of times) Fuckin' dance!! Guilty Fuckin' Guilty (repeat a billion times) Call and response solos: John and Marcel
8.
Bend Over 05:37
Wake up you tacky slack jaw, that grunge smell makes me sick It's time to get that ass into the shower Wash off the nasty love juice and be careful with the prince Your new job should take just about an hour So crack the shits, crank out the hits, I'm laughin' till my stomach splits Your CD's not worth anything they pay for You stand onstage like statues in your rockin' retro gear I often wonder what the hell they stay for If I'm seen in such a place, please slap me hard across the face It's very therapeutic for my self esteem I know my friends and family won't love me any less If they can't find me in a magazine I can't believe that fans buy into this Just a real pathetic soundtrack to a dull and boring life I wouldn't give you the steam off my piss Join the snub club don't be one of the few You will accept the load we're gonna force feed you Grazing like sheep cuz we don't use our heads Brain dead, Thanks but no thanks I'll pass I can't believe you fooled them all Time to bend over and accept my fist Because you're actual proof as to why abortions exist I think you'd better pay for your musical sins Because your stupid ass aint much better than the Jesus Twins
9.
Brain burning The eyes red from lack of sleep Lost helpless And travelling without my best friend Fingersnap bright burning light Speechless for once Room spinning Translation lost Watch spasm mouth spew information I'm on the next flight out I'm frustrated (phone rings, we kept the take) It's like I'm from a different world No comfort The more I try the more I'm clowned on Condemned done nothing wrong Get pushed aside For caring Don't want no brownie points No decent tunes on hold Press redial Hello It's been so long And I'm sorry I only call when things go wrong Won't you help me wash away my pain? Sad girl dancing Has stepped on so many toes She's asking questions To find out what nobody knows Gary's solo Chorus John's outro solo

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John Sanders: Guitar, all male vocals, bass, keys and drum programming.
Gary McKay: Guitars, bass, keys and drum programming, producer/mixer.
Marcel Yamounni: Bass on Bend Over and Twilight Dementia.
Finn Waters: Sax on Bend Over.
Lisa Huntington: Asian girl on Tony!
Jennifer Hayes: Female vocal on The Perfect Day.

Recorded at A Secret Place in Heidelberg, Victoria, Australia circa 1999. Mastered at Crystal Mastering by John 'Sorry we messed your ears up dude' Roberto at Crystal Mastering. Produced by Gary McKay and John Sanders. All music and lyrics by John Sanders and Gary McKay. CD artwork by Matt O'Meara.

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released January 1, 2000

Music and Lyrics by John Sanders and Gary McKay.

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Flatstick Melbourne, Australia

Flatstick was originally a two man project between Melbourne musicians, John Sanders (AKA: Doug Steele) and Gary McKay (R.I.P.). The sound created by the two is best described as Faith No More meets Strapping Young Lad meets Frank Zappa meets Meshuggah meets Pantera meets Mr. Bungle meets Korn, and a dash of jazz (and a slice of electronic dance). ... more

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